Apparently even Ms Obama thinks Barack was born in Kenya

Right around the 40 second mark.



As much as I hate being lumped in with the birthers, the argument is getting more and more compelling. Especially when you read this.

President Obama's staff's tribute to Mao Tse Tung

President Obama's manufacturing czar Ron Bloom:





President Obama's Whitehouse communications director Anita Dunn:





Note: Mao was a communist dictator probably responsible for killing more of his own people than any other dictator in history; I could be wrong, but seventy million... more than any I know of.

Presidental Obama can read the press' minds

Not only is he the most perfect and infallible president in the world, but he knows press questions before they're even asked.

Either that or he just "plans ahead."

http://hotair.com/archives/2009/06/24/obamateurism-of-the-day-63/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/23/AR2009062303262.html?hpid=opinionsbox1

I'm not going to do it, and this is how I'm going to do it.

(Giving a speech at the American Medical Association.)

"My signature on a bill is not enough. I need your help, doctors. We listen to you. We trust you. That's why I will listen to you and work with you to pursue reform that works for you. I recognize that it will be hard to make some of these changes if doctors feel like they're constantly looking over their shoulders for fear of lawsuits...."

[Yay! Horray! He's going to finally make healthcare cheap again like it was before the Great Society.]

"Don't get too excited yet.... Just hold onto your horses here guys.... I -- I -- I -- I want to be honest with you. I'm not advocating, uh, caps on malpractice rules, which I believe, uh -- I personally believe can be unfair to people who, uh, have wrongfully harmed. I want to work with the AMA so we can scale back the excessive defensive medicine that reinforces our current system, and shift to a system where we are providing better care rather than simply more treatment."

[Well, we should've known that was too good to be true.]

Note: About the bold print, when liberal democrats use indirect adjectives like "better" or "smarter" (Kerry: I would've done it smarter than Bush), it's just their way of saying "we have no idea how it could've be done "better" or "smarter;" we're either going to do same thing and say we did it differently, or we're going to do it our way and say it was a better idea no matter what the result is."

Source

It used to be called, "Al Jebra" (Obama quote of the day.)

"As a student of history, I also know civilization's debt to Islam. It was Islam at places like Al-Azhar that carried the light of learning through so many centuries, paving the way for Europe's renaissance and enlightenment. It was innovation in Muslim communities that developed the order of algebra, our magnetic compass and tools of navigation, our mastery of pens and printing, our understanding of how disease spreads and how it could be healed. Islamic culture has given us majestic arches and soaring spires, timeless poetry and cherished music, elegant calligraphy, and places of peaceful contemplation -- and throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality."

Wow... who'da thunk? 'Learn new stuff every day, huh? I mean I thought most of this stuff was invented by the Greeks, but... hum....

For more fun facts about Islam, see Al Jezeera TV or memri.org.

Rounding up citizens for the new gulag.

"I will not pretend the hard times are over. Difficult days lie ahead. More jobs will be lost. More plants will close. More dealerships will shut their doors, and so will many parts suppliers. But I want you to know that what you're doing is making a sacrifice for the next generation, a sacrifice you may not have chose to make, but a sacrifice you are nevertheless called to make so that your children and all the -- of our children can grow up in America that still makes things, that still builds cars, that still strives for a better future.

"As our autoworkers and auto communities pass through these difficult times, we as a nation must do our part."

Just like Russia, this gulag ain't gonna work itself. Don't worry, average Joe Middleclass; your turn's coming up.

A proud member of the Socialist Party

Our fearless leader was a member of the U.S. Socialist Party in the mid 90s. For some reason, other fans seem rather embarrassed about this; they even say it's racist to mention something like this (is it cause of the afro). But why? If it's what he really believes, and the American people have chosen him as our leader, he should be proud of his accomplishment. So Hooah to Obama, the people's leader.

The Pilot: "Drew, have you lost your damn mind?!"

Recently when I was in the office, I dared criticize the first black president of the United States, Barack Obama, on his foreign policy. When I did, I was scolded by a Sergeant First Class who said trashing is the commander in chief is like trashing, "the company commander" and is actually punishable under UCMJ. This really got under my skin because when George W. Bush was in office, I never heard anyone say anything positive about him.

Quite the contrary, I heard people say Bush was trying to get rid of black colleges. I heard people say Bush and bin Laden had orchestrated the 9/11 attacks were laughing at Americans for how stupid we were for buying into it. I heard the usual left wing drivel that we invaded Iraq for oil, or that we were there to wage the 10th Crusade or we're there committing genocide (sad when even the Army buys into left wing propaganda about the Army). I heard soldiers trash the mission and claim that we’ll never win; one soldier even told me we were going to Iraq to rape and murder innocent civilians.

Nothing ever happened to these people. There was no filter on what could be said about Bush, no matter how untrue and slanderous it was; in fact, I often got glares for saying anything positive about Bush. When I made legitimate complaints about Bush like the amnesty bill or his energy bill (you know, the one that bans the incandescent light bulbs) or when he turned a blind eye to two border agents who were wrongfully imprisoned, I had no fear of reprisal. However, when I talked negatively about our current president, I was told to shut my mouth.


This, as you can guess left me pretty miffed. It looked as though the face of the Democratic Party double-standard had reared it ushy-gushy head into the military. Then, a few days later, I thought to myself, "How can it be wrong to quote President Obama in perfect context? He should be able to stand by every word of what he says. I don't even need to criticize him. I can just repeat what he says… and I can even add a humorous element by pretending to support with him."

And thus, OS was born. Here you can see my favorite hand-picked quotes from our Commander in Chief, President Barack Hussein Obama. Here you will find a collection of the President's thoughts on things like the Constitution ("... a charter of negative liberties"); heartland, America ("... they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them...") the economy ("...when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody."); energy ("So if somebody wants to build a coal-powered plant, they can. It’s just that it will bankrupt them.") his racist, anti-Amerikkkan pastor ("... the best the black community has to offer.") You’ll also find out what he’s done, not only as president, but as a senator and as a congressman.

I can't promise I can update this regularly; I'm in the Army and I actually have to work. But I'll be sure to provide my accolades for our current commander in chief when I can.