Apparently even Ms Obama thinks Barack was born in Kenya

Right around the 40 second mark.



As much as I hate being lumped in with the birthers, the argument is getting more and more compelling. Especially when you read this.

President Obama's staff's tribute to Mao Tse Tung

President Obama's manufacturing czar Ron Bloom:





President Obama's Whitehouse communications director Anita Dunn:





Note: Mao was a communist dictator probably responsible for killing more of his own people than any other dictator in history; I could be wrong, but seventy million... more than any I know of.

Presidental Obama can read the press' minds

Not only is he the most perfect and infallible president in the world, but he knows press questions before they're even asked.

Either that or he just "plans ahead."

http://hotair.com/archives/2009/06/24/obamateurism-of-the-day-63/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/23/AR2009062303262.html?hpid=opinionsbox1

I'm not going to do it, and this is how I'm going to do it.

(Giving a speech at the American Medical Association.)

"My signature on a bill is not enough. I need your help, doctors. We listen to you. We trust you. That's why I will listen to you and work with you to pursue reform that works for you. I recognize that it will be hard to make some of these changes if doctors feel like they're constantly looking over their shoulders for fear of lawsuits...."

[Yay! Horray! He's going to finally make healthcare cheap again like it was before the Great Society.]

"Don't get too excited yet.... Just hold onto your horses here guys.... I -- I -- I -- I want to be honest with you. I'm not advocating, uh, caps on malpractice rules, which I believe, uh -- I personally believe can be unfair to people who, uh, have wrongfully harmed. I want to work with the AMA so we can scale back the excessive defensive medicine that reinforces our current system, and shift to a system where we are providing better care rather than simply more treatment."

[Well, we should've known that was too good to be true.]

Note: About the bold print, when liberal democrats use indirect adjectives like "better" or "smarter" (Kerry: I would've done it smarter than Bush), it's just their way of saying "we have no idea how it could've be done "better" or "smarter;" we're either going to do same thing and say we did it differently, or we're going to do it our way and say it was a better idea no matter what the result is."

Source

It used to be called, "Al Jebra" (Obama quote of the day.)

"As a student of history, I also know civilization's debt to Islam. It was Islam at places like Al-Azhar that carried the light of learning through so many centuries, paving the way for Europe's renaissance and enlightenment. It was innovation in Muslim communities that developed the order of algebra, our magnetic compass and tools of navigation, our mastery of pens and printing, our understanding of how disease spreads and how it could be healed. Islamic culture has given us majestic arches and soaring spires, timeless poetry and cherished music, elegant calligraphy, and places of peaceful contemplation -- and throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality."

Wow... who'da thunk? 'Learn new stuff every day, huh? I mean I thought most of this stuff was invented by the Greeks, but... hum....

For more fun facts about Islam, see Al Jezeera TV or memri.org.

Rounding up citizens for the new gulag.

"I will not pretend the hard times are over. Difficult days lie ahead. More jobs will be lost. More plants will close. More dealerships will shut their doors, and so will many parts suppliers. But I want you to know that what you're doing is making a sacrifice for the next generation, a sacrifice you may not have chose to make, but a sacrifice you are nevertheless called to make so that your children and all the -- of our children can grow up in America that still makes things, that still builds cars, that still strives for a better future.

"As our autoworkers and auto communities pass through these difficult times, we as a nation must do our part."

Just like Russia, this gulag ain't gonna work itself. Don't worry, average Joe Middleclass; your turn's coming up.

A proud member of the Socialist Party

Our fearless leader was a member of the U.S. Socialist Party in the mid 90s. For some reason, other fans seem rather embarrassed about this; they even say it's racist to mention something like this (is it cause of the afro). But why? If it's what he really believes, and the American people have chosen him as our leader, he should be proud of his accomplishment. So Hooah to Obama, the people's leader.