Obama's joke of a press secretary Robert Gibbs

And I can openly make fun of this moron.

Anyway here he is not being able to answer simple questions such as President Infallible's promise not to raise taxes on people who didn't make more that $250,000 a year... or was it $200,000... or $150,000.... If I remember correctly, it changed quite regulary on the campaign trail.





http://hotair.com/archives/2009/06/29/video-press-corps-now-openly-laughing-at-obamas-backtracking-on-taxes/

Another expired promise

Then

"I'm a Christian. And so, although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition, and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman." Source

And now

Presidental Obama can read the press' minds

Not only is he the most perfect and infallible president in the world, but he knows press questions before they're even asked.

Either that or he just "plans ahead."

http://hotair.com/archives/2009/06/24/obamateurism-of-the-day-63/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/23/AR2009062303262.html?hpid=opinionsbox1

Me-me-me-meeeeeeeeeeee!

...and such an eloquent speaker too.

Reminder: He said it, not me

“And one of the points I want to make is, is that if you actually took the number of Muslim Americans, we’d be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world."

Question: What's the difference between President Obama's gaffes and President Bush's?

Answer: Bush's were accidental.

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Great words from the tomes of the Infallible

(Someone sent me this as a forward a while back.)

Below are a few lines from Obama's books; In his words!

From Dreams of My Father:

'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.'

'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race.'

'There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.'

'It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.'

'I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa, that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.'

And FINALLY the Most [telling] one of ALL of them!!!

From Audacity of Hope:

'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'




(Image from http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/ )

Hey, he said he was Superman

JibJab Presents: Hes Barack Obama

Any questions--didn't think so.

What a genius President Obama is. It's the perfect way to sell Americans on nationalized healthcare. Just shut out the opposition and claim a question and answer session with handpicked questions is the opposition.



Everyone knows Republicans are all partisan and Democrats aren't.

I'm not going to do it, and this is how I'm going to do it.

(Giving a speech at the American Medical Association.)

"My signature on a bill is not enough. I need your help, doctors. We listen to you. We trust you. That's why I will listen to you and work with you to pursue reform that works for you. I recognize that it will be hard to make some of these changes if doctors feel like they're constantly looking over their shoulders for fear of lawsuits...."

[Yay! Horray! He's going to finally make healthcare cheap again like it was before the Great Society.]

"Don't get too excited yet.... Just hold onto your horses here guys.... I -- I -- I -- I want to be honest with you. I'm not advocating, uh, caps on malpractice rules, which I believe, uh -- I personally believe can be unfair to people who, uh, have wrongfully harmed. I want to work with the AMA so we can scale back the excessive defensive medicine that reinforces our current system, and shift to a system where we are providing better care rather than simply more treatment."

[Well, we should've known that was too good to be true.]

Note: About the bold print, when liberal democrats use indirect adjectives like "better" or "smarter" (Kerry: I would've done it smarter than Bush), it's just their way of saying "we have no idea how it could've be done "better" or "smarter;" we're either going to do same thing and say we did it differently, or we're going to do it our way and say it was a better idea no matter what the result is."

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President Obama's new CEO: Edward Whitacre Jr. of AT&T

"I don't know anything about cars. I do know about business and I know about big business. And, you know, employees and all that sort of thing. "

Nor does he need to.

Women are being stoned to death every day in America... it's true!

"Now let me be clear, issues of women's equality are by no means simply an issue for Islam. No, the struggle for women's equality continues in many aspects of American life."

Right, I mean every day in America there's another story of women being executed by the federal government for doing things that should be considered basic human rights. Oh, yeah America, you're getting out this without recompencing for your evils you've committed against women; all... all of them!

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Now I know who President Obama reminds me of...

God!

It used to be called, "Al Jebra" (Obama quote of the day.)

"As a student of history, I also know civilization's debt to Islam. It was Islam at places like Al-Azhar that carried the light of learning through so many centuries, paving the way for Europe's renaissance and enlightenment. It was innovation in Muslim communities that developed the order of algebra, our magnetic compass and tools of navigation, our mastery of pens and printing, our understanding of how disease spreads and how it could be healed. Islamic culture has given us majestic arches and soaring spires, timeless poetry and cherished music, elegant calligraphy, and places of peaceful contemplation -- and throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality."

Wow... who'da thunk? 'Learn new stuff every day, huh? I mean I thought most of this stuff was invented by the Greeks, but... hum....

For more fun facts about Islam, see Al Jezeera TV or memri.org.

Rounding up citizens for the new gulag.

"I will not pretend the hard times are over. Difficult days lie ahead. More jobs will be lost. More plants will close. More dealerships will shut their doors, and so will many parts suppliers. But I want you to know that what you're doing is making a sacrifice for the next generation, a sacrifice you may not have chose to make, but a sacrifice you are nevertheless called to make so that your children and all the -- of our children can grow up in America that still makes things, that still builds cars, that still strives for a better future.

"As our autoworkers and auto communities pass through these difficult times, we as a nation must do our part."

Just like Russia, this gulag ain't gonna work itself. Don't worry, average Joe Middleclass; your turn's coming up.

Your thermistat's impact on the rest of the world. (President Barry O's quote of the day)

"We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes at -- you know, 72 degrees at all times and -- whether we're living in the desert or we're living in the tundra, and then just expect that every other country is going to say, "Okay. You know you guys go ahead and keep on using 25% of the world's energy, even though you only account for 3% of the population, and we'll -- we'll be fine. Don't worry about us." That's not leadership."

Your 72 degree thermistat is causing someone in Sri Lanka to freeze... stupid.