Friday, October 23, 2009

President Obama's staff's tribute to Mao Tse Tung



President Obama's manufacturing czar Ron Bloom:







President Obama's Whitehouse communications director Anita Dunn:







Note: Mao was a communist dictator probably responsible for killing more of his own people than any other dictator in history; I could be wrong, but seventy million... more than any I know of.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

He's so smart...

... that I guarantee he's the only one who knows what he's talking about.



And there's your straight answer.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Note to President Infallible: Shut this guy up.

President Obama, the unions' Man

"I owe those unions... When their leaders call, I do my best to call them back right away. I don't mind feeling obligated." - Barack Obama, Audacity of Hope

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Hey, it works in Chicago all the time.



“There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end-of-life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain e-mails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an e-mail or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.”

...and...

"There are those who profit from the status quo, or see this debate as a political game, and they will stop at nothing to block reform. They are filling the airwaves and the internet with outrageous falsehoods to scare people into opposing change. And some people, not surprisingly, are getting pretty nervous. So we’ve got to get out there, fight lies with truth, and set the record straight.

"That’s why Organizing for America is putting together thousands of events this month where you can reach out to neighbors, show your support, and make certain your members of Congress know that you’re counting on them to act.

But these canvasses, town halls, and gatherings only make a difference if you turn up to knock on doors, share your views, and show your support. So here’s what I need from you:

Can you commit to join at least one event in your community this month?"




http://hotair.com/archives/2009/08/05/obamateurism-of-the-day-91/

http://hotair.com/archives/2009/08/05/cult-leader-to-followers-get-out-there-and-get-in-peoples-faces-on-health-care/

Thursday, July 23, 2009

President Obama taking lessons from Bernie Maddoff

"A result of the actions we took in those first weeks we've been able to pull our economy back from the brink. We took steps to stabilize our financial institutions and our housing market, and we passed a Recovery Act that has already saved jobs and created new ones, delivered billions in tax relief to families and small businesses, and extended unemployment insurance and health insurance to those who have been laid off. Of course we still have a long way to go. And the Recovery Act will continue to save and create more jobs over the next two years just like it was designed to do."

And here are the data to back that up...

http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/print.pl/lau/stalt.htm

... or not.

"Pain killers" to replace "pacemakers"



This reminds of the time during the elections when Senator Infallible said he was embarrassed that we couldn't speak Spanish, then proceeded to speak in French.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Obama lied! Healthcare will die!

Obama said:

“Let me be exactly clear about what health care reform means to you,” the president told residents of the Garden State. “First of all, if you’ve got health insurance, you like your doctors, you like your plan, you can keep your doctor, you can keep your plan. Nobody is talking about taking that away from you.”

[Paraphrased]"Some people are saying this bill is some kind of backdoor to nationalized healthcare/single payer systerm... those who do are lying."

Page 16 of healthcare bill:

"Except as provided in this paragraph, the individual health insurance issuer offering such coverage does not enroll any individual in such coverage if the first effective date of coverage is on or after the first day' of the year the legislation becomes law."


Oh, and here's some more fun:







http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IBDArticles.aspx?id=332548165656854

http://www.verumserum.com/?p=5016

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07162009/news/regionalnews/dem_health_rx_a_poion_pill_in_ny_179525.htm

http://www.nasdaq.com/aspx/stock-market-news-story.aspx?storyid=200907151403dowjonesdjonline000758&title=centrist-dem-leaderhas-committee-votes-to-block-health-bill

http://blog.heritage.org/2009/07/15/the-true-cost-of-the-house-health-plan-in-pictures/

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Insubordinate press.

Whitehouse press secretary Robert Gibbs' inability to answer simple questions during press conferences has led him screen questions the day prior so he has a good day to think about the answer. This way, he doesn't look like an incompetent moron. Screening them also gives him the opportunity to filter out questions he doesn't want to answer.

Gibb's gets a bit testy at a townhall meeting when Chip Reid and Helen Thomas try to ask questions he didn't want to have to answer.



Just remember, "The ends justify the means." And the ends are supposed to be: "Obama looks good."

Obviously these two didn't get the memo:



http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2009/07/01/cbs_helen_thomas_challenge_gibbs_on_controlled_town_hall_meeting.html


http://cnsnews.com/public/content/article.aspx?RsrcID=50445

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Obama's joke of a press secretary Robert Gibbs

And I can openly make fun of this moron.

Anyway here he is not being able to answer simple questions such as President Infallible's promise not to raise taxes on people who didn't make more that $250,000 a year... or was it $200,000... or $150,000.... If I remember correctly, it changed quite regulary on the campaign trail.





http://hotair.com/archives/2009/06/29/video-press-corps-now-openly-laughing-at-obamas-backtracking-on-taxes/

Monday, June 29, 2009

Another expired promise

Then

"I'm a Christian. And so, although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition, and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman." Source

And now


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Presidental Obama can read the press' minds

Not only is he the most perfect and infallible president in the world, but he knows press questions before they're even asked.

Either that or he just "plans ahead."


http://hotair.com/archives/2009/06/24/obamateurism-of-the-day-63/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/23/AR2009062303262.html?hpid=opinionsbox1

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Me-me-me-meeeeeeeeeeee!





...and such an eloquent speaker too.

Reminder: He said it, not me

“And one of the points I want to make is, is that if you actually took the number of Muslim Americans, we’d be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world."

Question: What's the difference between President Obama's gaffes and President Bush's?

Answer: Bush's were accidental.

Source




Great words from the tomes of the Infallible

(Someone sent me this as a forward a while back.)

Below are a few lines from Obama's books; In his words!

From Dreams of My Father:

'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.'

'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race.'

'There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.'

'It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.'

'I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa, that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.'

And FINALLY the Most [telling] one of ALL of them!!!

From Audacity of Hope:

'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'




(Image from http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/ )

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Any questions--didn't think so.

What a genius President Obama is. It's the perfect way to sell Americans on nationalized healthcare. Just shut out the opposition and claim a question and answer session with handpicked questions is the opposition.



Everyone knows Republicans are all partisan and Democrats aren't.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

I'm not going to do it, and this is how I'm going to do it.

(Giving a speech at the American Medical Association.)

"My signature on a bill is not enough. I need your help, doctors. We listen to you. We trust you. That's why I will listen to you and work with you to pursue reform that works for you. I recognize that it will be hard to make some of these changes if doctors feel like they're constantly looking over their shoulders for fear of lawsuits...."

[Yay! Horray! He's going to finally make healthcare cheap again like it was before the Great Society.]

"Don't get too excited yet.... Just hold onto your horses here guys.... I -- I -- I -- I want to be honest with you. I'm not advocating, uh, caps on malpractice rules, which I believe, uh -- I personally believe can be unfair to people who, uh, have wrongfully harmed. I want to work with the AMA so we can scale back the excessive defensive medicine that reinforces our current system, and shift to a system where we are providing better care rather than simply more treatment."

[Well, we should've known that was too good to be true.]

Note: About the bold print, when liberal democrats use indirect adjectives like "better" or "smarter" (Kerry: I would've done it smarter than Bush), it's just their way of saying "we have no idea how it could've be done "better" or "smarter;" we're either going to do same thing and say we did it differently, or we're going to do it our way and say it was a better idea no matter what the result is."



Thursday, June 11, 2009

President Obama's new CEO: Edward Whitacre Jr. of AT&T


"I don't know anything about cars. I do know about business and I know about big business. And, you know, employees and all that sort of thing. "

Nor does he need to.




Women are being stoned to death every day in America... it's true!

"Now let me be clear, issues of women's equality are by no means simply an issue for Islam. No, the struggle for women's equality continues in many aspects of American life."

Right, I mean every day in America there's another story of women being executed by the federal government for doing things that should be considered basic human rights. Oh, yeah America, you're getting out this without recompencing for your evils you've committed against women; all... all of them!

Source

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Friday, June 5, 2009

It used to be called, "Al Jebra" (Obama quote of the day.)


"As a student of history, I also know civilization's debt to Islam. It was Islam at places like Al-Azhar that carried the light of learning through so many centuries, paving the way for Europe's renaissance and enlightenment. It was innovation in Muslim communities that developed the order of algebra, our magnetic compass and tools of navigation, our mastery of pens and printing, our understanding of how disease spreads and how it could be healed. Islamic culture has given us majestic arches and soaring spires, timeless poetry and cherished music, elegant calligraphy, and places of peaceful contemplation -- and throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality."

Wow... who'da thunk? 'Learn new stuff every day, huh? I mean I thought most of this stuff was invented by the Greeks, but... hum....
For more fun facts about Islam, see Al Jezeera TV or memri.org.



Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Rounding up citizens for the new gulag.



"I will not pretend the hard times are over. Difficult days lie ahead. More jobs will be lost. More plants will close. More dealerships will shut their doors, and so will many parts suppliers. But I want you to know that what you're doing is making a sacrifice for the next generation, a sacrifice you may not have chose to make, but a sacrifice you are nevertheless called to make so that your children and all the -- of our children can grow up in America that still makes things, that still builds cars, that still strives for a better future.

"As our autoworkers and auto communities pass through these difficult times, we as a nation must do our part."


Just like Russia, this gulag ain't gonna work itself. Don't worry, average Joe Middleclass; your turn's coming up.


Your thermistat's impact on the rest of the world. (President Barry O's quote of the day)



"We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes at -- you know, 72 degrees at all times and -- whether we're living in the desert or we're living in the tundra, and then just expect that every other country is going to say, "Okay. You know you guys go ahead and keep on using 25% of the world's energy, even though you only account for 3% of the population, and we'll -- we'll be fine. Don't worry about us." That's not leadership."

Your 72 degree thermistat is causing someone in Sri Lanka to freeze... stupid.

Friday, May 22, 2009

A proud member of the Socialist Party

Our fearless leader was a member of the U.S. Socialist Party in the mid 90s. For some reason, other fans seem rather embarrassed about this; they even say it's racist to mention something like this (is it cause of the afro). But why? If it's what he really believes, and the American people have chosen him as our leader, he should be proud of his accomplishment. So Hooah to Obama, the people's leader.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Pilot: "Drew, have you lost your damn mind?!"


Recently when I was in the office, I dared criticize the first black president of the United States, Barack Obama, on his foreign policy. When I did, I was scolded by a Sergeant First Class who said trashing is the commander in chief is like trashing, "the company commander" and is actually punishable under UCMJ. This really got under my skin because when George W. Bush was in office, I never heard anyone say anything positive about him.
Quite the contrary, I heard people say Bush was trying to get rid of black colleges. I heard people say Bush and bin Laden had orchestrated the 9/11 attacks were laughing at Americans for how stupid we were for buying into it. I heard the usual left wing drivel that we invaded Iraq for oil, or that we were there to wage the 10th Crusade or we're there committing genocide (sad when even the Army buys into left wing propaganda about the Army). I heard soldiers trash the mission and claim that we’ll never win; one soldier even told me we were going to Iraq to rape and murder innocent civilians.

Nothing ever happened to these people. There was no filter on what could be said about Bush, no matter how untrue and slanderous it was; in fact, I often got glares for saying anything positive about Bush. When I made legitimate complaints about Bush like the amnesty bill or his energy bill (you know, the one that bans the incandescent light bulbs) or when he turned a blind eye to two border agents who were wrongfully imprisoned, I had no fear of reprisal. However, when I talked negatively about our current president, I was told to shut my mouth.


This, as you can guess left me pretty miffed. It looked as though the face of the Democratic Party double-standard had reared it ushy-gushy head into the military. Then, a few days later, I thought to myself, "How can it be wrong to quote President Obama in perfect context? He should be able to stand by every word of what he says. I don't even need to criticize him. I can just repeat what he says… and I can even add a humorous element by pretending to support with him."

And thus, OS was born. Here you can see my favorite hand-picked quotes from our Commander in Chief, President Barack Hussein Obama. Here you will find a collection of the President's thoughts on things like the Constitution ("... a charter of negative liberties"); heartland, America ("... they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them...") the economy ("...when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody."); energy ("So if somebody wants to build a coal-powered plant, they can. It’s just that it will bankrupt them.") his racist, anti-Amerikkkan pastor ("... the best the black community has to offer.") You’ll also find out what he’s done, not only as president, but as a senator and as a congressman.

I can't promise I can update this regularly; I'm in the Army and I actually have to work. But I'll be sure to provide my accolades for our current commander in chief when I can.